How to think like a man, again

Olemme ilmeisesti päässeet jälleen siihen pisteeseen, että Huonomaku on jälleen huono ihminen.

Huonomaku on ottanut uuden lähestymistavan miesten ymmärrykseen ja heidän kanssa kommunikointiin- eräänlainen think and function like a man katsomus. Noh, pitäisihän se naisena tietää että tämähän ei toimi.

Peto on tässä nyt viime viikot ahdistellut erittäin pahasti ja Huonomaku ei vain jaksa tätä huomiota. Ahdistus solujen määrä kehossa on rankassa nosussa. Tässä ei nyt ole mennyt lähiaikoina aivan nappiin ja Peto on (varmastikin hyvää hyvyyttään) kysellyt ''Kuinka voit'' ''Millainen päivä tänään on ollut'' ''Oletko saanut nukuttua''. Tulee ihan puklut suuhun näitä kirjottaessakin, voitte kuvitella miten vaivalloista näihin on vastailla.

Alla on kymmenen wikihown vinkkiä, siitä miten miehet mukamas ajattelevat, tai siis eivät ajattele. (http://www.wikihow.com/Think-Like-a-Man).

Be straight-forward. Women have a tendency to dance around the topic instead of getting straight to the point, and often drag a thought or topic out for an extended length of time. Men, by comparison, are more likely to state their thoughts directly and promptly, and a man will rarely pick up on the fact that there is an underlying concern or matter that a woman in his life has on her mind. To think more like a man, share whatever is on your mind as soon as it is on your mind. State it directly and without leaving hints that there may be something more beneath the surface. 
Huononmaun kokemuksella harvalla on munaa minkään laiseen rehellisyyteen, etenkin jos on pakit. On vain parempi olla hiljaa- nyt Huonomaku ymmärtää mitä sillä haetaan.

Skip the surprises. Men are more likely to state exactly what they want and are not as sentimental about surprises. The occasional surprise gift or gesture might still be appreciated, of course, but the man in your life will probably be less upset over the fact that you had to ask him what he wanted for Christmas than you will be.
Niin kauan kun yllätys ei ole pieni muna homma on ok ja muut lahjukset eivät ole välttämättä tarpeellisia.  

Avoid obsessing or over-thinking.^[1] Men and women both worry, but women are more likely to continue worrying long after a man puts the concern to rest. This is true in regards to relationship issues, family matters, and troubles at the work place. Worry about things you have control over, when you have control over them. If you are unable to take action about something at any given time, set it to rest until the time comes to deal with it again. Avoid fixating over something unnecessarily. 
Obsession määrän voinee suhteuttaa saapuneiden tekstiviestien määrään (Pedolta aivan liian monta tällä hetkellä).

Show a little independence. Most men like to be depended on, but most men also like to know that the woman in their lives can take care of herself when she needs to. Men are not as sentimental as women and do not crave the same level of emotional support that women often do. By allowing yourself your own independence by showing that you can take care of yourself at work or in your social life, you can gain insight about how men think about independence while demonstrating to the men around you that you value your own independence just as highly.
Peto on jo jakanut yhden tarinan exästään, huolestunut kysymys viisi saitko nukuttua 24h sisällä oli myös Huonollemaulle liikaa tässä vaiheessa (olematonta suhdetta). Huonomaku kieltäytyi myös viinitarjoilusta keskiviikkona, sillä arki-iltanahan ei voi töiden takia nauttia alkoholia. Skarppina uuteen (työ)aamuun!

Let him know you need him. Even though men value independence, they also need to feel needed from time to time, too. The need to be needed is more of a human trait than it is a male or female trait. At a basic level, men usually enjoy thinking that their skill or knowledge is of practical use, so do not be afraid to ask for directions or for help fixing your tire. At a more intimate level, men also need to know that you trust them well enough to share your concerns with them. Be warned, however, that men will likely try to offer practical advice and may try to "fix" the problem, rather than simply offering you support. Wanting to fix your problem is how a man acts when he seriously thinks about your problems, though. 
Eihän tässä nyt ole mitään järkeä, että ensin mitää olla itsenäinen ja sitten näyttää seuraavassa kappaleessa että tarvitaankin toista? Ei ihmekään että miehet ovat niin pihalla.

Get physical.^[2] Touch is a good way to show a man your intentions. Contrary to how it may seem, a good man is interested in the emotional aspect of physical contact just as much as he is the actual physical aspect. Men might be able to separate the two more easily than most women, but a man is also more likely to demonstrate his affections using physical means and, as such, will understand when you use physical means to convey your own.
Tästähän se alamäki sitten lähtikin.

Worry less about your looks. Some men can be vain about their appearances, and even men may have body image issues, but they are less likely as a gender to stand in front of a mirror and fret over the things that are wrong. As such, men are also less likely to understand when you do it. To think more like a man, try distracting yourself with things you do like about your appearance or body the next time you feel tempted to worry about the little imperfections. 
No jos nyt parturiin saisi raahauduttua kerran vuodessa. Huononmaun exä, Kerubi, sai kerran loistoidean ystäviensä kanssa leikata keittiösaksilla ikäänkuin käänteisen mohawkin ihan by the way. 

Worry less about casual relationships. Men will value close relationships with people whom they are close to. In a working relationship or other casual setting, however, men tend not to worry as much about the interpersonal aspect of things as women do. Next time an argument happens with a co-worker or a barista gives you a dirty look, shake it off and press forward. Do not fret or worry about what caused the rift, and avoid taking things too personally or allowing the tension to bleed into other non-related aspects of your life.
Oppitunti- Don't try and have casual sex with people who you are too close to. (Don't fuck a friend)

Play a few video games or strategy games.^[3] Not every man plays video games and computer games, but girl gamers are considered a rare breed for a reason. To think more like a man, play the types of games a man might play. Rent or buy a game that that requires you to strategically plan out your moves to achieve a goal, like an MMORPG or a battle simulation game. If video games really are not for you, buy a strategic board game and learn the rules. The value and emphasis on strategy is still the same. 
Jos koitat jonkun sortin nörttiä, en todella suosittele tätä. Myös kannattaa vältellä kaikkea keskustelua autoista, sillä sitten on nörtillä häät mielessä- ainakin niin kauan kun et ole varma toimiiko juttu ollenkaan.

Keep yourself updated on news about gadgets and science. By now, it is no secret that the male brain tends to be more oriented toward math, science, and technology than it is toward the arts. To understand more about what the male brain is concerned with or enamored of, brush up on science and technology lingo and keep yourself up-to-date on the latest news in those fields. Doing so may even provide you with potential topics of conversation with the men in your life.
Vetoan edelliseen, tai alat saada Bloombergin uutisupdeitteja ja kuvia autoista kaduilla kännykkääsi. Nimimerkillä ''nyt löytyi kunnon menopeli''.

Mitä tästä opimme? No emme yhtään mitään. KEEP THOSE LEGS CROSSED SISTERS!